The thing that made me spray coffee was a reader's comment containing the possible lyrics to a theme song for the movie. Of course, done to the tune of Shaft.......
Who’s the 16th President of the United States
That’s a sex machine to all the chicks in town?
Ya damn right!
Who is the U.S President
that would risk his neck for his brother man?
Can you dig it?
Who’s the cat in the stovepipe hat
When there vampires all about?
They say this cat Lincoln is a Republican…
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I’m just talkin’ ’bout Lincoln.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!
but no one understands him but his woman.