According to my best buddy, Nancy R. a statement I made should be the quote of the day. I will leave it up to you guys:
After watching the bandage being changed on my knee yesterday, the only thing I could think of was "Damn, it looks like my knee got caught in a knife fight with a midget."
Or more properly, would it be a "Height Challenged American"?
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