Good Information To Know.............

IF you ever want to get through a Trader Joe's in record time, all you have to do is wear a Vlad the Impaler T-Shirt and a ball cap that has Infidel written on it in both English and Arabic. I kid you not, my fellow shoppers parted like the Red Sea when ever I pushed my cart in their direction. Heck, I couldn't get close enough to them to even get the slightest whiff of Patchouli.